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Is Valentines day getting you down? Are you realizing that you DON'T want that special someone in your life the same way you once did? Do you want to make your single friends LOL?
We have the solution: The Break-Up Box for Valentine’s Day 2020.
Official (and assisted) heartbreaks are available January 29th – Feb. 10th, 2020.
The Break-Up Box is a bit of a valentine’s paradox, offering you an easy, non-personal (but still thoughtful) way to break up with your significant other, while keeping it cordial with a parting gift of COFFEE (and also, chocolate...because it's still Valentine's Day).
The Break-Up Box is an option for anyone needing a "transition" in their relationship but is still wanting to keep it fun with a great consolation prize. Who doesn’t need a cup of coffee in times of change?
This box includes a bag of small batch roasted beans, a mug, and some artisan chocolates. Also included is a letter informing the recipient of the purpose of the box which keeps it funny, while clearly delivering the news.
At the bottom of the letter, we've featured a hot line number that recipients can text for clues as to who sent them the Break-Up Box.
To Whom It May Concern:
If you are receiving this letter, we're sorry your relationship did not go as planned. If this comes as a surprise, we regret to inform you that this Break Up Box is from someone who has officially requested our break up services. If it’s unclear who sent this, we have a text hotline to help you figure it out. We cannot guarantee the exact identity, but we might be able to give you a clue (see number below).
We know times like this can be challenging, but we have just the thing to heal your broken heart and get you right back out there. Simply grind these beans and brew a cup of “I’ll be fine” juice and know you’re going to be A-OKAY. Deep down, you know you are a pirate and pirates stay the course during rough seas. Pirates are scrappy and determined; they may get knocked down but they always get back up and go for it. So here’s what you are going to do: You are going to Pirate Your Life Back. It starts with this cup.
Hotline Text: (505)-301-9913
Caveman Coffee Co hopes to help people make this transition while getting them through times of change with a hot cup of joe. The Break- Up Box will be available for a limited time, from now until February 10th. If you would like to include a special clue for your recipient to reveal your identity, please leave it in the order notes. If not, we will use your initials as the clue or a clue about your hometown location.
Sabertooth Roast is smoky on the nose, with notes of campfire marshmallows, vanilla pipe tobacco, and toasted hazelnuts. It touts a balanced smoothness with a hint of lemon peel on the finish. 12 oz, whole bean
Pirate AF Mug is 16 oz of matte black pirate spirit to get your mood right! 16 oz, ceramic.
Tia Coco Chocolate: 2 almond and cashew butter cups and 1 bar of chocolate with almonds.
Made with clean ingredients like Cacao, cacao butter, coconut sugar, maple syrup, maca and sea salt (contains almonds).